C'mon, get up,
I got some more
And we'll always be together
In that Crackhouse in the Sky.

Oh Yay Yay
I'm gonna tell you a story so you might understand
Oh no!
She brought me life in a trailerpark land
My neighbour
And when I was fishing
the lady that lived next door had rumatitus
She had her husband do the chores

Trailer Park Rodeo! Yah!
Good god, it's Freak Show, oh ya!

Ya see, we had this little rodeo
We tried to rent some animals
From the Zoo?
We wanted to get our hands on some bulls!
But all we could get are some chickens, yah, woo! yah!

Trailer Park Rodeo - o - o
The World's Greatest Freek Show! Yah!

My next door neighbour is a bearded dwarf lady, ya,
She wanted to ride the chickens
So she did
She jumped on and held on for dear life, ya!
She tried hard, oh ya!
But it threw her down so far
That she felt so hot, that it's coming to the end

Trailer Park Rodeo, ya!
Trailer Park Rodeo
Trailer Park Rodeo...
Rodeo yah!  

This is the myth of the Chupacabra,
Once the Chupracabra filled the skies by the thousands,
but the shifting of the polar ice caps distroyed them.
Every 10 thousand years they crawl out of South America's green lagoons to rule again.

Dear old Unca Dad

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